S7E24 - "Alex Doesn’t Live Here Anymore." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

S7E23 - "Mr. Keaton Takes a Vacation." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . anybody can watch anything for 22 minutes when they know they only have to watch one more episode.

S7E22 - "Wrap Around the Clock." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . don’t Sha-la-la-look back in anger.

S7E21 - "Rain Forests Keep Fallin' on My Head." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . about greenhouse gaslighting.

S7E20 - "They Can’t Take That Away from Me (Part 2)." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . the meaning of life.

S7E19 - "They Can’t Take That Away from Me." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . the one thing they knew how to do on this show was casting girlfriends for Alex P. Keaton.

S7E18 - "All in the Neighborhood (Part 2)." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Alex P. Keaton was a hero to most, but he never meant s**t to me!

S7E17 - "All in the Neighborhood." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Archie Bunker is alive and well and living in Ohio.

S7E16 - "Simon Says." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Simon says some sexually harassing s--t.

S7E15 - " ‘Til Her Daddy Takes the T-Bird Away." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . when Gary David Goldberg does it, that means it’s not a crime...[EXPLETIVE DELETED] I [EXPLETIVE DELETED] up!

S7E14 - "My Best Friend’s Girl." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Andy gets Rick O-carsick.

S7E13 - "The Wrecker’s Ball." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . hey paved paradise and put up a mini-mall.

S7E12 - "The Job Not Taken." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Foster’s is Australian for “bad acting.”

S7E11 - "Get Me to the Living Room on Time." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Corey Pepper is not a dime a dozen!

S7E10 - "Nick's Best Friend." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . About Ol’ Scrapper

*Special Note: There is sad discussion of dogs in this episode.

S7E9 - "Deja Vu." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Today on QTWFT, we learn . . .

S7E8 - "Basic Training." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . this episode is 4-F.

S7E7 - "Heartstrings (Part 3)." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . that I am living the life of a passionless ghost.

S7E6 - "Heartstrings (Part 2)." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . that, just like the Keatons, we're waiting. But we're waiting...for Paul.

S7E5 - "Heartstrings (Part 1)." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . workin’ too hard can give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack!

S7E4 - "Beyond Therapy." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . everything 7 years too late.

S7E3 - "Truckers." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . three is a magic number.

S7E2 - "Designing Woman." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . third time’s the charm.

S7E1 - "It Happened One Night." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . This isn't the end of the beginning, it's the beginning of the end.

S6E27 - "Father, Can You Spare a Dime." Today on QTWFT, we learn . . . Papa don’t “Ayyyy.”